Total Medals Earned: 1,173 (From 168 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,040 Points
Medals Earned: 14/30 (105/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 3
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 7/13 (235/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Complete all orange levels to 3 stars
Complete all yellow levels to 3 stars
Complete all green levels to 3 stars
Complete all blue levels to 3 stars
Complete all violet levels to 3 stars
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (150/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (150/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (190/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard