Total Medals Earned: 1,173 (From 168 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,040 Points
Medals Earned: 8/20 (95/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Kill a construction worker
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 4/8 (275/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 80 seconds
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (125/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Use 5 Recipes in one turn
20% Recipe Completion
Lose the game.
20% Meal Completion
40% Recipe Completion
40% Meal Completion
60% Recipe Completion
60% Meal Completion
Beat the game
80% Meal Completion
80% Recipe Completion
Beat the superboss.
100% Recipe Completion
100% Meal Completion
Medals Earned: 3/39 (20/430 points)
Level 5
Level 6
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 12/16 (210/355 points)
Hit away 50 Bugs
Upgrade Actionscript 3.0 to level 50
Upgrade C++ to level 50
Upgrade HTML to level 50
Upgrade JavaScript to level 50
Upgrade Unity to level 50
Upgrade Android to level 50
Upgrade Lua to level 50
Upgrade your Mac level to level 50
Upgrade Python to level 50
Upgrade Windows to level 50
You've smashed over 250 Bugs
Upgrade iOS to level 50
You've destroyed over 1000 bugs
Upgrade iOS to level 100
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Beat the final boss
100% of all secrets found
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 9/23 (120/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
oh my god it's so intense!
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
earn a total of 70000 EP.